/ 001 — OBJECTIVE
CATCH ’EM ALL.
Every chart. Every meme. Every ridiculous token ticker. Nothing escapes our research department.
CLASSIFIED / R-COIN INITIATIVE
EVIL LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.
Tired of being exit liquidity? Team R is recruiting the most cunning, terminally online crypto degens. No résumé. No dignity. Just an outstanding villain arc.
RECRUITMENT ACTIVEBASE: THE BLOCKCHAINCODE: RCOIN
ROCKET INTERNAL
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01 / THE MASTER PLAN
NOT A COMMUNITY.
A CONSPIRACY.
We don't do boring roadmaps, empty promises, or inspirational LinkedIn posts. We do memes, dramatic entrances, and suspiciously good branding.
/ 002 — PERSONNEL
RECRUIT THE WORST.
Diamond hands, crooked smiles, questionable sleep schedules. The perfect criminally online team.
/ 003 — CULTURE
LOOK SHARP. POST HARD.
Black uniforms. Big red R. Zero suits in meetings unless they're villain suits.
02 / VACANCIES
WANTED:
THE WORST OF THE BEST.
Your terrible trading history finally counts as relevant experience. Choose your department.
TR-001OPEN
CHIEF FOMO OFFICER
Capable of spotting a green candle from three time zones away.
TR-002OPEN
MEME WARFARE SPECIALIST
Fluent in reaction images. Dangerous with a keyboard. Unemployable elsewhere.
TR-003OPEN
RUG SURVIVAL EXPERT
Survived seventeen disasters. Learned absolutely nothing. A true veteran.
TR-004OPEN
ONCHAIN SHADOW ANALYST
Tracks whale wallets like a detective who has never seen daylight.
TR-005OPEN
DIP ACQUISITION AGENT
Buys the dip. And the next dip. And calls the third one an opportunity.
TR-006OPEN
PROFESSIONAL DEGEN
No defined responsibilities. Somehow the most qualified person here.
A MESSAGE FROM THE BOSS
“I DON'T WANT THE BEST TRADERS. I WANT THE MOST DEVIOUS.”
You've blown accounts, held through crashes, and bought coins based on a cartoon animal. Good. You're exactly the kind of talent we need.
— THE BOSS, TEAM R
03 / RECRUITMENT PROTOCOL
YOUR VILLAIN ARC STARTS HERE.
Fill out your classified recruit dossier. We don't need your CV. We need your codename, your specialization, and a truly unhinged attitude.
01 PICK A RIDICULOUS CODENAME
02 SELECT YOUR EVIL DEPARTMENT
03 RECEIVE YOUR CLASSIFIED DOSSIER